Friday, February 27, 2009

Sardar Jee Jokes

Ek sardar phone kerta hy tu awaz ati hai:
es call ke liyay apka balance nakafi hai

Sardar:koi baat nai behan!
tum hum say baat karo itna he kafi hai
hahah
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1 TRUCK dusre truck ko rassi se bandh ker leja
raha tha
yay daykh ker 1 sardar hans ker lotpot ho gaya

or kehnay laga
ek rasi ko laijanay k liyay
2 2 truck

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Urdu Jokes

urdu Jokes

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Urdu Jokes

Kabhi Yad Aye To Phone Kar Lena,

Paise Kam Hoto Sms Kar Lena,
Agar Ye Bhi Na Kar Sako To,
Mobile Dahi Main Dal Kar,
Vibration On Kar Dena,

Or

Lassi Pee Lena


Manzil pyaar hai,
To raah kathin kyu hoti hai!
Vaada nibhane par,
Duniya mein ruswayi kyu hoti hai!
Shayad yahi dastaan hai har pyaar karne wale ki,
Varna yuhi bewafaai nahi hoti hai..!


Khona paana sab naseeb ka khel hai,
Pyar ka milna to bas takdeer hai.
Pyar ka matlab sirf aansoon nahi haote,
Us muskaan ka kya jo din bana deti hai.
Ye muskaan mili hai,
Toh ham aansoo bhi sehlenge.
Yahi toh pyaar hai,
Ham markar bhi jeelenge...!

In palko mein sajaa khwab ho tum,
Mere dil se nikli ek awaaz ho tum.;
Ye lafzon me bayaan karna kitna mushkil hai,
K mere liye kitne khaas ho tum!!!!!

girti hai Bijli wahin jehan baaris ka asar hota hai
Na kabhi ghabraao na aansuyen bahaao,Thoda muskuraao