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Sardar jokes, punjabi jokes, women jokes, mushraaf jokes, bush jokes, funny jokes, khawateen jokes, khan bhai jokes and submit yourMagpk.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05540704051472277976noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5393956992987656587.post-64980725058592788702009-02-27T17:06:00.000-08:002009-02-27T17:15:11.675-08:00Sardar Jee Jokes<span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family: arial;">Ek sardar phone kerta hy tu awaz ati hai:</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">es call ke liyay apka balance nakafi hai</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">Sardar:koi baat nai behan!</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">tum hum say baat karo itna he kafi hai</span><br /><span style="font-family: arial;">hahah<br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@<br /><br /><br /></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">1 TRUCK dusre truck ko rassi se bandh ker leja<br />raha tha<br />yay daykh ker 1 sardar hans ker lotpot ho gaya<br /><br />or kehnay laga<br />ek rasi ko laijanay k liyay<br />2 2 truck<br /><br /></span></span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);">@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@</span></span></span><br /><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family: arial;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><br /></span><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"></span></span></span>Magpk.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05540704051472277976noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5393956992987656587.post-69199413789909867482009-02-27T17:00:00.000-08:002009-02-27T17:05:40.381-08:00Urdu Jokes<img style="cursor: pointer; width: 294px; height: 514px;" src="http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/jazzianbutt/urdu-jokes.jpg" alt="urdu Jokes" border="0" />Magpk.comhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05540704051472277976noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5393956992987656587.post-21106464903178191352008-12-06T05:34:00.000-08:002009-02-27T16:59:18.237-08:00Urdu Jokes<p style="text-align: left;"> <img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /></p><p style="text-align: left;"><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Kabhi Yad Aye To Phone Kar Lena,</span><br /></p><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Paise Kam Hoto Sms Kar Lena,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Agar Ye Bhi Na Kar Sako To,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Mobile Dahi Main Dal Kar,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Vibration On Kar Dena,</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Or</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Lassi Pee Lena</span><br /><br /><p style="text-align: left;"> <img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /></p><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Manzil pyaar hai,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">To raah kathin kyu hoti hai!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Vaada nibhane par,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Duniya mein ruswayi kyu hoti hai!</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Shayad yahi dastaan hai har pyaar karne wale ki,</span><br /><span style="color: rgb(153, 0, 0);">Varna yuhi bewafaai nahi hoti hai..!</span><br /><br /><p style="text-align: left;"> <img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /><img src="http://www.brain.com.pk/%7Efsaeed786/images/smile.gif" width="15" height="15" /></p><br />Khona 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